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My latest find is a Satirical Political Beliefs Assessment Test.  Seriously, I can't stop laughing. Here's a teaser:

139: What should be preserved for future generations?

CONSERVATIVE: - Family fortunes

- Historic Buildings

- Black and white movies

LIBERAL: - The national debt

- Graceland

- The Ozone layer

- Barbie dolls

LIBERTARIAN: - Liberty

COMMUNIST: - The Berlin Wall

- The Iron Curtain

- Lenin's remains

176: What does women's rights mean to you?

CONSERVATIVE: Treat women better than men.

LIBERAL: Treat men worse than women.

LIBERTARIAN: Treat men and women the same

COMMUNIST: Treat men and women equally bad.

76: What bizarre practices conducted by some human cultures do you find particularly barbaric?

CONSERVATIVE: - Human sacrifice.

- Cannibalism.

- Matriarchal societies.

LIBERAL: - Animal sacrifice.

- Carnivorism.

- Female circumcisions.

LIBERTARIAN: - Arranged marriages.

- Shaming people living in torrid tropical climates into wearing clothes.

COMMUNIST: - Free enterprise.

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