Thursday, November 20, 2008

One Line Humdinger




When I first announced my pregnancy to my students, one of their first questions was "did you plan this or was it an accident?" I teach all boys, ages 12-18, who come from everywhere but Utah. In response to their question, I would hold up my hand with my wedding ring and tell them I'm married, which means there are no accidents when it comes to children.

Anyway, last night a few of my new students were asking questions about what I'm naming the baby, when I'm due, if I had any other children, etc. Here was my favorite part of the conversation.

New Student (in somewhat shocked tone): "You have another kid already? Are they both from the same dude?"

Me: "Yup. Same husband in fact."

I had to laugh. And seriously, thanks for sticking around to be my dude Ammon. Here is my other favorite line that happened yesterday at my 34 week check up.

Doctor (feeling my stomach): "Woah. This is going to be a BIG baby."

Me: "Big . . . as in how big?"

Doctor: "Well, if I were a betting man and you went all the way to December 27th, I'd say 8 lb something. But that's ok cause I've got one word for you: E P I D U R A L."

I couldn't agree more.